Friday, April 22, 2011

Chopping

A lot of people shun me for my very mean comments about what I think a chopper is all about. What they don't realize is that most bikes are not really choppers at all. Although I am not saying that my idea of a chopper is right, I believe in what the general population call "True Choppers" generally, what a true chopper is, is quite simply put, a chopped up bike. Literally. These are bikes that were purchased off a showroom, a friends storage facility, someone stole the bike from the street, given as a present, or it fell from the sky.

Wherever the bike came from, a chopper by right is a bike that rolled off the assembly line stock standard with all its trim and shiny stuff you will NEVER use in tact. Well, it starts that way. Now, like people and other animals, choppers come in all shapes, sizes, version etc. and like people, they came from one original idea. Bikes then were made for many reasons, some were made for war other just for riding. But the idea of a chopper supposedly (correct me if I am wrong) right after the war (can't remember WW1 or 2), some army folks (pilots if I'm not mistaken) had nothing better to do and decided to race these bikes (I think they were either Harleys or BMW's). upon racing, they discovered that they were kinda heavy. So they started removing all the stuff that was bolted on that they didn't need. Even then, they realized that it was still heavy (fenders were and some still are made of metal and covered a large amount of the wheel I think for armoring purposes). So some dude decided to literally "chop" off as much metal as they could off the bike but still, leaving just enough to serve its purpose. These made them very light and powerful as the large engines now didn't have to act like trucks lugging shit.

I have met many people and done many things to cars and bikes. Still so far, choppers intrigue me the most. Not because of the speed they can take, I don't really care about that, but more of the fact that this is such a personalized bike now that you can do whatever you want to it and it will look nice.

Now, back to what I said about choppers, a lot of people don't agree with me about what a chopper is, but they never realized that I never said I was right, I'm just expressing my point of view. Most Malaysians ride kit bikes. These are bikes roll out of the assembly line and purchased by the owners, but the owners want them to look different. I have seen afew of these kit bikes via some friends. Beautiful. Unfortunately, some look like they were assembled in a junk yard. I have afew friends too who have done up their bikes as a "true chopper" these are great too. They really strip off what they don't need and leave it as plain and simple as possible.

Also, I don't pretend that my bike is a true chop, because as mentioned in my first or second post, it is a combination of different types of choppers. I wouldn't call it a rat bike too as unfortunately, a rat bike in Malaysia is what these half baked, no creativity, hillbilly people who cant complete a project before starting another call their "frankenstien + mr potatohead" combo of a bike. Don't get me wrong, there are very nice rats, but most Malaysians can't tell a rat bike and a junk heap.

How these are made is one thing, but I must really say, I used to think American businessmen had a great way of twisting words like Cleanliness engineer = janitor and stuff like that. I once saw a badly painted bike and asked "erm, so… what's the look you were goin for?". He asked: "you can't tell?" (looking at me like I he didn't know himself) then continued: "uuhh.. it's a… RAT!!". Sadly that's the excuse a lot of people give nowadays for a rat look. But that's not always so. So, back to Malaysians and excuses, I came across a bike one day where the paintjob was quite fresh. They must have thought it smart to put gold leaf on it. Which is true, BUT, it was coming off. It was obvious (maybe he didn't lacquer it, I don't know), and the guy knew it, he just ignored the fact and went on explaining his things. The next time I was the bike, I found it was advertised as a "special" paintjob done with special gold leaf where it is semi silver and gold. I don't know if people bought the idea or not, but well, what can I say. I have even heard stories from people I used to know laughing at some local bike builders who built very badly misshapen, uneven frames and the excuse when the customers complain was, "it's a custom, its not an exact science". Huh? So how is it everyone else can do it right? Hence, with my slight rants, you can slightly see why I think so lowly of what the general "chopper folks" do.

Please don't overlook the fact that although I ran about very bad handiwork, I must admit. There are a handful of unsung heroes, bike builders, and metal fabricators that don't stick out of the woodwork and are unknown to most of the community. The bikes I will show later will explain abit. One of these bikes are of a close friend of mine whom in my view is a humble and wise man that I have the most upmost respect for: Eelman. Eelman loves bikes and he has a vision of true chops. He gets his bikes built by very nice people. Although I don't know who builds his entire bike, I do know that some metal fabrications and tanks are built by a guy called Wak Jep. I have met this guy and I must say. He has very very good handiwork when it comes to metal shaping. He doesn't do it the "American way", but more towards an old school way. Here, English wheels and automated hammers are not cheap, so it's a cut, paste and grind job. Apparently, he is very good at exhausts as well. I may be getting him to go one for me if he has the time.

Also, big ups to my new friend Ciprian! He owns a photoblog. I love his bike. Its another great true chop chopper although he says he doesn't call it that and prefers to think of it as a rat. In my opinion, he's too humble. IT'S A TRUE CHOP DUDE!!

Enough talk. Picture time:





La Songket: Eelman's recently completed bike. look at how it is chopped. clear and light






Eelman doing a stunt on his EN500 The Lycan. I call him the Malaysian Indian Larry




Another true chop from, my friend Ciprian in Euro. Great bike. Its now in pieces awaiting reassembly.

This is the BN175, Malaysias only easyrider rebadged as a Jaguh. this picture shows an example of a so called "Rat" bike made by uncreative people.




By Vy

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The comeback

I had been putting this website on hold for sometime, generally, the reason was because I was having some issues with the people I was working with. The thing is, my bike is something I love a lot. It has been with me for many a year and has brought me a lot of joy when I just needed to hit the road and make a run for it. So far, it has been some time since I saw it, because, like I said, the people I was working with were not so agreeable on what can and can't be done. Lots of “yes I can” then “in fact I can't” had occurred. I shall delve in that later. As the time went on, I realized that I was sinking into a deep depression due to many factors in life, and this played a pretty big role. On top of my bike being half baked, I had loads of other issues on hand. I had half a mind to take it out of the place where it was moved to (the competent people), pour some gas on it and set it ablaze for all the heartache this ordeal had put me through.

But after long talks with a lot of people and some new friends who had been there to help give a shoulder to cry on, I had decided to continue on and let the mechanic do what he needed to. Then, the rest is up to me.

Unfortunately, a lot of things (good and bad) are taking up a lot of my weekends now, seeing how, unlike some people, I have a day job (then again you can call it a night job since I work afternoon to nights). I don’t have time to pretend like I know what’s happening and a lot of my life right now is used to patch up the holes I had left when I was in such depression and also to straighten out my life. It will take some time, but my life comes first, my riding days can wait for awhile.

I had finally gotten the call from the bike shop telling me his part is done and the bike should start. We brought it back home on a Friday night, with no headlights, no tail lights, a misaligned rear tyre, a front tyre that is not bolted on (the tyre shaft isn't long enough) and just some existing blue ground works that showed people that I was actually there. The road home didn’t help too as it was a dark road with few or no lights.

Reaching home, I had realized that there was a very heavy smell of fuel. Upon checking, I had found that the fuel cork on the tank was leaking very badly. And this was where the fuel cork was screwed in (with a full tank of gas). To make matters worse, the fuel was leaking and dripping on a hot cylinder head and exactly into the port where the sparkplug was sitting. As it dripped, it sizzled. I was then being very thankful I didn’t blow up on the way home, I quickly removed the tank and went on to drain as much fuel as I could so the tank can sit 45 degrees on its side so the fuel didn’t leak from the cork nor the gas cap. As of now, it is still sitting on the sink.

Anyway, this is the start of me telling all who are out there that I, Vyraz will be on two wheels very soon. And the Mad Chop Shop will be up and running documenting everything I will be doing as much as I can. You may have pissed on my flame, but I am back. Though the process will be slower than I expected, but I will finish my work and I will ride again. Although it will be awhile because I want to spend time with my family instead of hiding away all the time.

And as before, I will be sharing what has been done, where it has been done and how long it took. So that others with a need to want to try this out can get a rough idea on how to do it.

Shoutouts:

My wife: for being there always, though I was down all the time, you never stopped supporting me and encouraging me to continue this.

Ron: for constantly supporting me in whatever choices I made.

Shin: for having sore ears listening to me whine

EelMan: for your words of wisdom and guidance on what should be done. You have no idea how much I appreciate it. You didn’t even know me then, yet you were supportive, especially when I kept SMSing you with the same thing over and over again (I'm soooooo sorry abt that!!)

Shane: for being my wingman in all of this, giving me backup if I ever needed any.

GJ (Notti Gang): for taking me in as one of you and not judging me even when you first met me.

(i almost forgot this very important guy) Nathan: without you being my left hand the other day (ironic seeing how it was cracked and u used ur right hand... -_-"") i wouldnt have saved as much of my things as i did. thank you for helping me so much.

If I missed anyone out, please just email me, I will add you all in.

Eelman told me once before, sometimes, things happen for a reason, its sometimes a blessing in disguise. Now things are clearing up, I am starting to see it. If I didn’t have these stupid issues occur to me, I would never have seen who some people really are and I would never have met such nice people too.

I AM BACK!!!

P.S. what happened with my bike will be posted later on. Long and windy story


By Vy